Sunday, 2 September 2012

Dasco's Diary No.4

Kicking Back & Chilling Out
(Click here to listen to Dasco's Diary)

I told him not to publish this totally unflattering shot - I mean, you can see everything - but oh no, publish he does, good grief.

Just because we dogs don't wear underpants doesn't mean we want our bits plastered all over the internet for the whole world to see.

OK then, apart from that, things are going fine, thanks. Here I am getting used to the sofa, which I'm sometimes allowed to use as a bed, as long as it's covered in a blanket.

Did I tell you I finally got my bed moved to the corner I like? You can see it behind me in these pictures. At last. Boy, it takes some people ages to understand the simplest of things, doesn't it?

Oh, and I got my first bone! But I'm saving that story till next time.

Master Sab says he's enjoying helping me write my diary and he hopes I like it too. Yes, I guess I do. I can't say I've met any other dogs who've got an internet diary in my neck of the woods, or anywhere for that matter. And I've met a few.

I was in the dog refuge four times before Master Sab finally rescued me and I really hope it's the last time I have to go there. Horrible place. No class whatsoever. And no sofas either.

Well, I've got to get back to doing some more lounging around I suppose. Try out a few new positions, that sort of thing. And hopefully not get my private bits splashed all over the web again. I think I'll have to get my own back on him for that one. Now, let me think...

See you next time...

Your four-legged friend,
Dasco (Woof!)

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